Everything is: Pisces

With musical guest Meat Loaf (RIP)

Hello, it's time for another "Love is:" and this time it's Pisces, because that's the order the zodiac goes in. Only problem with that: the author is a little Pisces'd out (the other planets in the sign right now are bothering me). Venus is in Pisces, and it's slowing down to go retrograde in Mars & April, so it'll spend more time in the sign than normal: it will move forward into Aries and then backward into Pisces, so you are going to have the qualities of selfless sacrifice for love, do-goodery, and formlessness for an extra amount of time in 2025: essentially the month of January and then the month of April. (It would therefore be a reasonable—and correct—conclusion that Venus is in Aries for the months of February, March, and May.)

What's more (and this is actually good): Venus will spend some time conjuncting the north node as the north node heads into Pisces (please detect a theme here), so that's some extra-Venusean and extra-Piscean energy. There's, um, a little caveat here, which is that Venus will spend the entire month of April conjunct both Saturn and the north node...in Pisces.

So let me give you a pretty good encapsulation of all this energy:

You're welcome/I'm sorry. Also, the lady in that video looks like Kim Kardashian.

So, to defend my argument that this video is peak Venus in Pisces energy: there's some idealization, some role confusion, and some promises that I'm confused about what they are. Sometimes we wear costumes. There's pining. Imaginations are probably going wild, if not straight-up dreams. We're not clear on what, exactly is going on. And there's selflessness? I think? They live happily ever after?

If we are just discussing Venus by itself in Pisces, it's romantic, selfless, and prone to dreamy idealism. So January's a nice time for that, just try for a dose of realism so you don’t float away. If we are discussing the situation in April, it's major beauty-and-the-beast time (so watch the video again with an eye toward that). You might have to have some rough conversations about love or money that involve bursting someone's bubble.

To throw the other variable back in, the north node of the moon will be in Pisces for the next year and a half. People with north nodes in Pisces tend to have a very difficult time getting out of their heads, going with the flow, and developing a vision for their life that they follow. You’ll notice some people in your midst having a difficult time getting out of their heads and into their hearts. In the near term, we'll have the Beauty and the Beast situation on the north node, which just means it gets blown up to unmissable proportions. Just keep that in mind. For April. Not yet.