Suddenly

Mars energy: fast, fiery, and often warlike

Uranus energy: fast and eccentric (think lightning and electricity)

North node: stimulating whatever it touches

All three of these things are basically in the same place in Taurus, which is generally a slow-moving sign but I don’t care what sign you put them in, this combination is fast, random, and potent.

Repeat after me: now is not a good time to mess with fire.

I know a few people with Mars-Uranus conjunctions, but I lived with one in particular and he would go from normal to supernova and back again so fast it was stunning. You never knew what would set him off, and then he’d snap out of it just as suddenly, brush himself off, and walk away wondering why you were staring at him like he was a crazy person. Fun fact: he accidentally set his bedroom on fire as a teenager. If you are the owner of a Mars-Uranus aspect in your chart, do not play with fire ever. Okay?

A recent Mars-Uranus aspect coincided with a bunch of wildfires. This KFC exploded when there was an exact Mars-Uranus aspect. I’m sure we’re gonna see some weirdness in the next few weeks.

Additionally, please do not play with fire figuratively, either. If you know the atmosphere is currently unstable, you’re smart enough to not take dumb risks, right?

Right.

You may resume sword-swallowing and fire-breathing a month from now if that’s your jam. Until then, please stay out of gazebos with decorative yet ungrounded lightning rods.

⚡️,J